Your external brain. It texts first.

Eugene is an external brain you talk to by text. The moment something crosses your mind — a bill, an appointment, a thing you promised someone — you fire it a message and let it go; Eugene holds it and comes back at the right time. And unlike an app, it reaches out FIRST, which matters when remembering-to-check is the exact thing that's hard. It's structure and accountability, not medical treatment — and it works alongside whatever else you do.

The ADHD tax is what executive dysfunction quietly costs — late fees, forgotten subscriptions, expired returns, missed appointments. People who add it up often land in the thousands per year. Eugene intercepts it item by item: tell it the bill, the deadline, the expiring credit once, and the reminder arrives in time to act. It pays for itself the first late fee it prevents.

Yes — that's the part most tools miss. When you're avoiding something, text Eugene that you're starting and it checks in on you in 20 minutes, like a body double in your pocket. A task with a witness and a defined check-in is dramatically easier to begin. No video calls, no scheduling a session — just text.

Nothing breaks and nothing shames you. There's no streak to lose and no backlog screen to face. Whatever you told Eugene is still there, and the moment you text again it picks right back up. It's built for brains that drop off and come back — that's not failure, that's the design assumption.

No. Eugene runs entirely over text (SMS) — nothing to install, nothing to open. You text it once to start, and from then on the important things arrive in your messages, where you'll actually see them.

Free to start, no card required — the free plan covers about 20 messages a day with every feature included, plus 3 active routines; one-off reminders always fire. Eugene Pro is $14.99/month for unlimited.